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F U N N Y S I T E

a brain dump with a homepage  ·  est. 2004 (or 1998, one of those two)

FUNNYNEWS
WIRE SERVICE · EST. 1998 · 24 HOURS, 0 EDITORS
● BREAKING: the internet is still here.  ·  no plugins required.  ·  the paper is printed daily and read by 0 people  ·  corrections are made silently
HEADLINESWORLD POLITICS TECH BUSINESS SPACE CULTURE SPORTS INTERNET ALL STORIES FROM JANUARY 2000
LEAD STORY · FROM THE ARCHIVE
At 8:47 this morning four aircraft were taken over in the space of forty minutes. Two flights and the World Trade Center no longer exist. The third flight hit a field in Pennsylvania. This is the whole story as this newspaper knows it at four in the afternoon, and it will be wrong.
September 11, 2001 · still the most commented page on this website · read it and then read the comments
THE LAST FEW DAYS
The Occupation, In One Year, In One NumberNOVEMBER 20, 2004 · 189 comments
2003, WHICH WAS MOSTLY THIS
The Republican Convention Nominates A GovernorAUGUST 30, 2004 · 221 comments
THE ARCHIVE
Dec 20041 story
Nov 20042 stories
Oct 20041 story
Sep 20041 story
Aug 20042 stories
Jul 20041 story
Jun 20041 story
May 20042 stories
Apr 20041 story
Mar 20041 story
Feb 20041 story
Jan 20041 story
one story a month, minimum. some months got four, and we did not have a good reason.
THE DESK
The stories here happened. The dates are right. Everything after the third paragraph is a joke, and one joke per story, which is more restraint than you would expect from this desk.

EVERYTHING, BY MONTH »
THE COMMENT RULES (2 OF THEM) »

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