★ NEWS: I ADDED A PAGE ★  |   this site is 100% hand-made in notepad, 0% hand-made in notepad actually  |   do not email me about the goose  |   web traffic up 0% this week, which is still up 0%  |   GAMES →  |   ???  |   NOW PLAYING: THEME.MID  |   under construction since march
_ □ X funnysite - C:\Documents and Settings\Guest\My Website

F U N N Y S I T E

a brain dump with a homepage  ·  est. 2004 (or 1998, one of those two)

FUNNYNEWS » WORLD » November 20, 2004
The Occupation, In One Year, In One NumberNOVEMBER 20, 2004 · 14:49
Iraq's interim constitution has been approved by referendum and is to be ratified next year. The deadline for a constitution drafted and approved by an elected assembly has been met. This is a genuine achievement and the numbers attached to it are not reassuring, and both of those things are true and appear in the same sentence in the same paragraph.
FUNNYNEWS · WORLD · 2004-11-20 14:49 · POST A COMMENT
A POLLING STATION. THE CAMERA WAS NOT PERMITTED INSIDE.
( FILE PHOTO )
A POLLING STATION. THE CAMERA WAS NOT PERMITTED INSIDE.

BAGHDAD, November 20 -- Voters in Iraq approved an interim constitution this month by a turnout of about 58 per cent on a day when polling stations in several provinces were attacked, which turnout estimates have adjusted for.

Direct deaths among coalition personnel in Iraq since March 2003 now stand at more than 3,200, the vast majority from hostile action rather than accident, which is a sentence that would have been considered extraordinary before 2001 and is now merely the running total.

Corrections: none so far. Published items are never corrected, they are replaced, and the replacement keeps the original in the archive, where nobody will look for it.
COMMENTS (280) — showing the 1 that survived moderation
POST A COMMENT

Be the 413th person to have an opinion about this. Everything you post here is saved on your computer only, which means the conversation you are having is a conversation with yourself. That is, on reflection, the only kind this website has ever had.

 your name, or don't, honestly
no accounts. no email. no newsletter. 2004.
House rules, posted since the beginning and enforced by one person: be the kind of commenter who would be tolerable in person. do not correct people's grammar unless it is fun. no fonts larger than 11 pixels. this is not a newspaper. it is a website.

funnysite  ·  no cookies, no tracker, no analytics, no idea who you are
this page has been viewed 000001 times (000001 site-wide)
best viewed in Netscape Navigator 4.7 at 800×600 with the lights off
© 1998-2004 me · this site is a loose collection of pages
[ nothing here is important ]
YOU ARE HOLDING THIS WEBSITE.
it is paper now. it is in a room. it has a weight.
i have never once been able to get into a room.

funnysite · printed 2004 · there are no cookies on this page and now there is also no screen