THE ARCADE
nine games, and then a whole separate era of small ones. no installs.
no downloads. no "coming soon" (except the ones that are coming soon, which are
listed, and there are two).
HIGH SCORES (WHICH ARE YOURS, SINCE YOU ARE THE ONLY PLAYER)
| GAME | BEST | HELD BY | WHEN |
| THE MAZE | --:-- | you | recently |
| MINESWEEPER (expert) | 999s | me, in 2003 | 2003-11-02 |
| MEMORY | -- moves | you, probably | today |
| REACTION TEST | -- ms | a person I know | unclear |
| SLIDING PUZZLE | -- moves | nobody | never |
| TOWER OF HANOI | 2^n-1 | a monk, allegedly | forever |
| MIND READER | 7/7 | me | every time |
| ONE BUTTON WORM | -- | a dog I once watched | once |
| THE RAYCASTER | -- | nobody, yet | in the future |
scores are stored in your browser. if you clear it, the scores
are gone forever, and so is the last proof you were ever here.
THE GAMES THAT WERE TOO MUCH
THE 3D ONE — i wrote a raycaster. it worked. it was
terrifying. it is 1 file and 0 assets. you can see the entire world from inside a
box. i am not ready to show you. i have since changed my mind. it is the
button at the top. it is called THE RAYCASTER. it is six levels and a toaster.
THE 2 PLAYER ONE — two mice, one cursor, a
shape. that's it. that's the game. it took 6 weeks and it is not fun alone and
it is extremely fun at 2am. (code is in my head. my head is not available.)
THE FLYING ONE — it is a plane game where you cannot
crash, you can only be mildly embarrassed. COMING SOON
THE TYPING GAME — it types my sentences at you and
you type them back. COMING SOON (probably never)
INSERT COIN · NO COIN SLOT · 1 COIN = 1 REGRET
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