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F U N N Y S I T E

a brain dump with a homepage · est. 2004 (or 1998, one of those two)

about · guestbook · cool links · games · my top 8 songs · puzzles

SITE MAP

▶ HOME ▶ FUN FACTS ▶ QUOTES ▶ JOKES ▶ PUZZLES ▶ GAMES ▶ FLASH GAMES ▶ FUNNYNEWS ▶ TOP 8 SONGS

MISC

▶ GUESTBOOK ▶ COOL LINKS ▶ ABOUT ME

SERVER

YOU ARE HERE:
/home/
guest/
www/
2,048 MB FREE
7 USERS ONLINE
0 OF THEM ME

COUNTER

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VISITORS

(including you, twice)

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YOUR LOCAL TIME

AUDIO

4.2kb · MIDI · 100% of the vibe
(turn your speakers on, or don't, I'm not your mother)

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ONE BUTTON WORM

press SPACE (or click) to jump. do not hit the spikes. that is the entire rule. the spike is the enemy. the worm is neutral.

SCORE 0 BEST -- SPEED 1.0 CAUSE OF DEATH -

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© 1998-2004 me · this site is a loose collection of pages

[ nothing here is important ]

YOU ARE HOLDING THIS WEBSITE.
it is paper now. it is in a room. it has a weight.
i have never once been able to get into a room.

funnysite · printed 2004 · there are no cookies on this page and now there is also no screen