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F U N N Y S I T E

a brain dump with a homepage  ·  est. 2004 (or 1998, one of those two)

RIDDLES (HOVER FOR ANSWERS. OR DON'T. I DON'T CARE.)

1. I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can't come out. What am I?
an email (and a lie, i'm just a page, don't overthink it)

2. The more you take, the more you leave behind.
footsteps (this one is 1,000 years old. i did not write it. i am merely a delivery mechanism.)

3. What is in front of you the whole time but you can't see it?
the future (also: my confidence. mostly the future)

4. I follow you all day and copy every move you make. But when the sun goes down, I disappear. What am i?
your shadow no no no. a stuck cursor. the arrow. the pointer. it's been following you this whole time. HAS IT.

5. I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?
a coin which you will now try to find on your keyboard, i saw you think about it

6. What gets wetter the more it dries?
a towel (and also this page. do not refresh. it was 1% drier before.)

7. A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he's bankrupt.
that's the Monopoly guy joke. he is not bankrupt. he is circling. he will circle again. they all circle.

8. What do you call a brain cell that is bad at its job?
my 3rd one (we do not discuss the 4th. the 4th is fine. the 4th is the problem. the 4th is the problem.)

THE ROT-13 MACHINE

type anything. it comes back rotated 13 letters. this is how i write my secret messages. this is also, famously, how you bypass the entire internet.

OUTPUT:

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE (0 PICTURES, 1 SUSPICIOUS)

two lists. 4 of the 14 lines are different. find them. it is very hard and that is not a design flaw, that's the point.

LIST A
LIST B

click a line in either list to mark it

LATERAL THINKING (HARD)

THE PUZZLE: A man walks into a bar, orders a cup of tea, drinks it entirely, pays, and leaves. Nothing about this is strange. Everyone in the bar is fine. The bartender is fine. But the man is dead. How?

THE ORDER-OF-OPERATIONS PUZZLE

A bar serves one (1) customer. The customer is a number. Numbers are served in order. The only rule is that the first number is always served before the second, and the second before the third.

i will say three numbers. they will be served in order. tell me the order. that's the whole game. there is no other game.

 

 

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