QUOTES
click any quote to copy it. (it does not copy. it just shows an alert. i never finished the clipboard part.)
the voice is me. it is a real voice. it is unfortunate.
THE PILE
real quotes from movies, plus real quotes from me, plus one that i refuse to explain.
“Be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes.”
— Bill & Ted, on purpose “I am the master. Now leave me alone. I have to go eat a shammy.”
— Ming, sea bass, 1342 AD “Do not be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
— an animated mouse, at 2am, wearing a hat “Sometimes the numbers just don't add up. Usually it's because I'm adding them wrong.”
— my maths teacher, being unfair “It's not that I have too much free time. It's that I have a completely wrong amount of free time.”
— me, 2004 “I would like to be a person who is good at things. I would also like the things to be good.”
— me, 2004, later, worse “You miss 100% of the elevators you don't take.”
— me, at the 4th floor, having said this to nobody “Peanuts.”
— me, at a party, to a room of 40 people, one of whom thought about peanuts too “Nothing in this world is more me than the immortal jellyfish.”
— me, reading about the immortal jellyfish “The 5th brain cell is the good one and it has been rationing the others.”
— internal, but quotable “There is a page on this site that is not in the menu.”
— me, to you, in a manner of speaking YOUR QUOTE HERE
type something profound. it saves on your computer. i cannot see it. nobody can.
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