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001 Honey found in an Egyptian tomb was still
edible 3,000 years later. Source: a jar. NEARLY TRUE
002 Octopuses have three hearts and zero patience
for your aquarium. NEARLY TRUE
003 A flock of flamingos is a flamboyance.
A group of jellyfish is a smack. A group of me is a bad idea.
ALMOST TRUE
004 Wombat poo is cube-shaped. i have thought
about this more than i have thought about my rent. TRUE
005 Sharks existed before trees. So the shark
is technically the older one and you should respect that. TRUE
006 A hot cup of water can freeze faster than a
cold one. Nobody knows exactly why. i have a hunch, and the hunch is: the hot one
wanted it more. MYSTERIOUS
007 The Eiffel Tower grows about 15cm in summer,
because iron gets tired. ALMOST TRUE
008 You are currently listening to a recording of
a dead person's voice, forever, in your own skull, for free.
TOO TRUE
009 There are more possible chess games than atoms
in the observable universe. Your move. TRUE AND UNHELPFUL
010 Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.
i want this to be my whole personality. i am going to think about
this every day now. TRUE
011 The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in
one. he is not. i checked. i wanted it to be true so badly that i
looked it up four times. SADLY FALSE
012 Bananas are berries. Strawberries are not.
The world is unfair and this is proof. TRUE
013 A day on Venus is longer than a year on
Venus. TRUE PLEASE DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT
014 Cows have best friends. If they get separated
they get stressed. i have a best friend. i stress when they leave
the room. we are both cows about it. TRUE
015 There is a species of jellyfish that is
biologically immortal. It is called the immortal jellyfish. It is 1cm long.
Nothing in this world is more me. TRUE
016 Slugs have four noses. TRUE
UNFORTUNATELY THE MOST RELATABLE FACT HERE
017 Your stomach lining replaces itself every
3-4 days so you are technically eating a new stomach every week.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
018 Wombats cannot burp. TRUE
I WOULD LIKE TO TRY BEING A WOMBAT
019 In 1919 a fishing boat in Norway caught a
great northern pelican that was a puffin. Puffins are seabirds. This should not
have worked. WHY AM I BELIEVING THIS
020 Your body replaces 30,000 skin cells
every minute. So the person reading this is already a stranger to you.
hi, new person. nice skin. i'm the old person. i had opinions.
TRUE AND DEVASTATING
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