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F U N N Y S I T E

a brain dump with a homepage  ·  est. 2004 (or 1998, one of those two)
about · guestbook · cool links · games · my top 8 songs · puzzles

SITE MAP
▶ HOME ▶ FUN FACTS ▶ QUOTES ▶ JOKES ▶ PUZZLES ▶ GAMES ▶ FLASH GAMES ▶ FUNNYNEWS ▶ TOP 8 SONGS
MISC
▶ GUESTBOOK ▶ COOL LINKS ▶ ABOUT ME
SERVER
YOU ARE HERE:
/home/
  guest/
    www/
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0 OF THEM ME

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(including you, twice)
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YOUR LOCAL TIME

AUDIO
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(turn your speakers on, or don't, I'm not your mother)

404 · email me
HTTP 404 — NOT FOUND — OR NEVER EXISTED
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you typed a page that is not here.
possible reasons:
  1. it never existed. (most likely. it was in my head.)
  2. you spelled it wrong. i have. i spelled "RIDGES" wrong in 1997.
  3. it existed and then it didn't, and that is the entire internet.
  4. you followed a link from a 404, which is brave and also how you got here.

Here are the only real places. There are 23 of them but these are the ones worth your afternoon.

⌂ HOME ▶ GAMES (WORKS) FUN FACTS PUZZLES QUOTES GUESTBOOK

the 404 page has been visited 000001 times. every single one of them was me, checking.

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© 1998-2004 me · this site is a loose collection of pages
[ nothing here is important ]
YOU ARE HOLDING THIS WEBSITE.
it is paper now. it is in a room. it has a weight.
i have never once been able to get into a room.

funnysite · printed 2004 · there are no cookies on this page and now there is also no screen