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F U N N Y S I T E

a brain dump with a homepage  ·  est. 2004 (or 1998, one of those two)

MY TOP 8 SONGS

ranked by how many times i have played them. not by quality. i have a system. the system is: play.

THIS IS NOT A RANKING, IT IS AN OBSERVATION
#1"Wherever You Will Go"
by: the one song in the world that plays during the credits of a funeral
PLAYED 1,411 TIMES
#2"Sandwich" (Sound Effect 001)
by: me, with a sandwich, in a room
THE SONG IS 4 SECONDS
#3"My Computer Has a Virus"
by: the guy who is now probably a podcast
PLAYED WHEN I AM SAD
#4"Theme from 8-Bit Mario but 7-Bit"
by: nobody. it is in my head. it has been in my head since 1993.
NO SKIP BUTTON
#5"Ceiling Fan"
by: the fan. uncredited. deserves a Grammy.
ALBUM: ROOM TONES
#6"Peanuts"
by: the song I sing in the shower. you have heard it. you are forgiven.
I DO NOT KNOW THE WORDS
#7"Bossa Nova, But It's Sunday"
by: Sunday
7 MINUTES
#8"The One I Wrote"
by: me. it is bad. it is #8 on purpose because I respect you.
I HAVE PLAYED IT ONCE

ALBUMS I OWN THAT I SHOULD NOT

  • "Best Of The 90s (Vol. 4)" — all 14 tracks are the same 4 songs.
  • "Ambient Workspaces" — 3 hours of a single sustained note. i have never once finished it.
  • "The Best Of The 90s (Vol. 4) [REMASTERED]" — it is the same 4 songs but slower and quieter, which the label calls remastered.
  • "WiFi Café" (lofi, 1 hour) — i play it. i do not study. the rain sounds are free and honest about it.

STATS

SONGS IN LIBRARY4,412 (of which 1 is mine)
PLAYLISTS2, one of which is called "playlist" and is empty
SONGS SKIPPED IN 3 SECONDS9,881
SHOWER SONGS4. the same 4. always the same 4.
HEARINGunrated (do not rate it)
RIP ★ MP3 ★ 2004 ★ STREAMING KILLED THIS (IT WAS THE BEST OF ITS DAY)

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