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F U N N Y S I T E
a brain dump with a homepage · est. 2004 (or 1998, one of those two)
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COUNTER
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VISITORS
(including you, twice)
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YOUR LOCAL TIME
AUDIO
4.2kb · MIDI · 100% of the vibe
(turn your speakers on, or don't, I'm not your mother)
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WEBRING #14: "BRAIN DUMP"
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1 of 9 sites · ringmaster: a person with a scanner
· ring statistics: 6 dead, 1 moved, 1 mine, 1 who asked to be removed
THE RING (VISIT THEM. SOME ARE DEAD. THAT IS THE AESTHETIC.)
xtreme_420_angelfire
under construction since 2001. it is beautiful. |
●● ONLINE — background: tiled gradient, 3 animated GIFs, midi autoplay. a time capsule. |
Sarah's Turtle Page
turtle.gif · 1 turtle · forever |
● ONLINE — the turtle has not moved in 6 years. respect. |
DO NOT VISIT
despite the name. the name is a lure. |
● ONLINE — you will have a great time. no notes. |
poop-collection
it is exactly what you think |
● ONLINE — a list of 41 poops, ranked, with notes. notes are unhinged. |
my homepage is 94% done
still 94%. it has been 6 years. |
● ONLINE — a beautiful, unfinished room. you look around. you leave gently. |
free-web-ring-2003
ring #7 (of 14) |
⚠ DEAD — last updated 2003. the "next" link pointed to a home page about taxidermy. |
unrelated
no theme. has never had a theme. |
⚠ DEAD — domain lapsed in 2012. it is gone. it was a good unrelated site. |
the turtle returns
sequel. worse. better. |
● ONLINE — the turtle returns with a hat. that's the whole site. |
the goose
no url. it does not have one. it has never had one. |
● ONLINE — you have met it. it is on the floor. it has been on the floor since 2004. |
REAL LINKS (I CHECKED THEM. THEY ARE ALIVE.)
| The Wayback Machine |
go look at what this site used to look like. it is always worse. it is always better. |
| RFC Editor |
the actual internet, written down, by people who were extremely tired. free. |
| The first website ever |
it is 1991. it has one page. it says "this is a test". it is still up. of course it is. |
| textfiles.com |
the internet used to be a place where people typed jokes into a text file. it still is. barely. |
| the games, archived |
every game from 1970-2000, playable in a browser. a whole childhood, in a tab. |
| a place about dead websites |
people mourning pages that vanished. it is very sad and very good. |
| crt.sh |
search certificates by domain. DO NOT do this to yourself. (i did. twice.) |
| Neocities |
still hosting hand-made websites in 2024. you are reading a cousin of it right now. |
BLINKIES (FREE, DO NOT STEAL, I WILL KNOW)
AWARDS THIS SITE HAS WON
| 2003 | Best Brain Dump — 1 vote, cast by me, in my own house |
| 2003 | Worst Brain Dump — 1 vote, cast by me, later, in regret |
| 2004 | Most Likely To Be Broken By 2010 — I was very right about this one |
| 2004 | Coolest Blinkies On The Block — the block is 3 houses and i own 2 of them |
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© 1998-2004 me · this site is a loose collection of pages
[ nothing here is important ]
YOU ARE HOLDING THIS WEBSITE.
it is paper now. it is in a room. it has a weight.
i have never once been able to get into a room.
funnysite · printed 2004 ·
there are no cookies on this page and now there is also no screen
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