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F U N N Y S I T E

a brain dump with a homepage · est. 2004 (or 1998, one of those two)

about · guestbook · cool links · games · my top 8 songs · puzzles

SITE MAP

▶ HOME ▶ FUN FACTS ▶ QUOTES ▶ JOKES ▶ PUZZLES ▶ GAMES ▶ FLASH GAMES ▶ FUNNYNEWS ▶ TOP 8 SONGS

MISC

▶ GUESTBOOK ▶ COOL LINKS ▶ ABOUT ME

SERVER

YOU ARE HERE:
/home/
guest/
www/
2,048 MB FREE
7 USERS ONLINE
0 OF THEM ME

COUNTER

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VISITORS

(including you, twice)

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YOUR LOCAL TIME

AUDIO

4.2kb · MIDI · 100% of the vibe
(turn your speakers on, or don't, I'm not your mother)

404 · email me

THE MAZE

green square = you. red square = the other thing. arrows or WASD to move. the arrow keys will scroll this entire website, which is a problem i have created for myself, repeatedly.

TIME 0.0s BEST -- MOVES 0 GOAL top right, like life

the maze regenerates every time. there is no "level 2". there is only this maze, forever, again.

funnysite · no cookies, no tracker, no analytics, no idea who you are
this page has been viewed 000001 times (000001 site-wide)
best viewed in Netscape Navigator 4.7 at 800×600 with the lights off
© 1998-2004 me · this site is a loose collection of pages

[ nothing here is important ]

YOU ARE HOLDING THIS WEBSITE.
it is paper now. it is in a room. it has a weight.
i have never once been able to get into a room.

funnysite · printed 2004 · there are no cookies on this page and now there is also no screen