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FUNNYNEWS » BUSINESS » August 19, 2004
Search Engine Files For IPO, Is Valued At More Than Ford And General MotorsAUGUST 19, 2004 · 09:14
The offering was priced at $85 a share on Wednesday night and was oversubscribed more than ten times before it opened. The company has 160 employees and says it has turned a profit for four consecutive quarters, which was not widely expected, including by the company.
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THE TRADING FLOOR IN SAN FRANCISCO. THE IPO WAS IN NEW YORK.
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THE TRADING FLOOR IN SAN FRANCISCO. THE IPO WAS IN NEW YORK.

MOUNTAIN VIEW, August 19 -- Google, a company founded in a garage in 1998 and incorporated in 2001, became publicly traded this morning at a valuation of more than $23 billion.

The offering was priced at $85, raised $1.67 billion, and traded up 100 per cent by the close. It is the largest initial public offering in the history of the internet and the fourth largest in American history.

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