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FUNNYNEWS » BUSINESS » March 10, 2000
Dot-Com Bubble Peaks At Precisely The Moment Everybody Says It Is A BubbleMARCH 10, 2000 · 09:14
Investors drove the technology index to its highest point in recorded history on Friday, then immediately started asking each other whether it was a bubble. Historians note that this question has been asked at the top of every one of these, including the last few.
FUNNYNEWS · BUSINESS · 2000-03-10 09:14 · POST A COMMENT
A CHART, GOING UP. IT WAS ALSO A CHART GOING UP.
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A CHART, GOING UP. IT WAS ALSO A CHART GOING UP.

NEW YORK, March 10 -- The market closed today at a record and, by its own lights, at a ridiculous one. The technology-heavy index rose to a level at which, by one widely quoted estimate, you could buy the entire industrial output of a small country with a single day's gains.

Executives whose companies exist mostly on paper were flown to the White House to be told the economy is strong. A number of them had no customers. Several of them had offices they had never visited.

"This is not a bubble," said one of them, standing in front of a logo. Asked by a reporter what would happen if it were, he said: "I don't know, but I'll be very surprised." He then announced his company had changed its name and removed the word dot-com from it.

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▲24 IS Illegitimate_Squirrel  Joined: Feb 2003 · Posts: 88 · Reno, NV · 2 minutes later
Illegitimate_Squirrel wrote:
Dot-Com Bubble Peaks At Precisely The Moment Everybody Says It Is A Bubble
i have never agreed with the paper less and i have never read it more
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▲26 ND Nora's_Dad  Joined: Oct 1999 · Posts: 5120 · Flint, MI · an hour later
honestly? the numbers were fine. i looked at the numbers. the numbers were FINE. somebody explain the numbers to me again.
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▲43 PM Pennywises_Mom  Joined: Jun 2002 · Posts: 1577 · Dover, DE · same afternoon
the reporter is obviously a plant. read the third paragraph again. READ IT AGAIN.
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▲57 T TuesdaysWithDee  Joined: Nov 2001 · Posts: 2310 · Boise, ID · that evening
the fact that this is on the internet means 400 people agree with it and 400 people think it is the worst thing ever written. that is how it works now.
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▲76 W WorriedAboutSoupAisle  Joined: May 2003 · Posts: 411 · Eugene, OR · the next morning
my 401k has a word for what this is called and the word is 'no'
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▲4 TK the_government_knows  Joined: Aug 2001 · Posts: 3420 · Classified · the following day
the_government_knows wrote:
i have never agreed with the paper less and i have never read it more
the stock did exactly what the company said it would do, which is the definition of a stock
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