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FUNNYNEWS » WORLD » September 11, 2003
Two Years On, The News Of Iraq Is A Number Of People Who Are Not In The PicturesSEPTEMBER 11, 2003 · 10:57
It is the second anniversary of the invasion. The television anniversary programmes have been made by three of the four networks, who have all used archive footage of the toppling of the statue, and none of whom has used any of it.
FUNNYNEWS · WORLD · 2003-09-11 10:57 · POST A COMMENT
THE PLAZA, TWO YEARS ON. SOMEBODY HAS PUT A SATELLITE DISH ON THE PLINTH.
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THE PLAZA, TWO YEARS ON. SOMEBODY HAS PUT A SATELLITE DISH ON THE PLINTH.

BAGHDAD, September 11 -- Two years after the invasion, reconstruction figures released this week put the number of schools rebuilt at approximately 30, against a pre-war figure of 45,000.

The interim constitution, which was to have been adopted in 2003, has been delayed. The elections have been scheduled. The security forces numbers have been released in one month and not in another.

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