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Invasion Of Iraq Begins With 2,000 Strikes And A 33-Hour UltimatumMARCH 20, 2003 · 16:15
Air strikes against Iraqi command, control and communications facilities began at about 9:34pm local time, and were followed within hours by roughly 2,000 further strikes and then by ground forces crossing the border. The address to the nation lasted eleven minutes.
FUNNYNEWS · WORLD · 2003-03-20 16:15 · POST A COMMENT
BAGHDAD AT NIGHT FROM A HELICOPTER. SOME OF THESE IMAGES ARE THE SAME IMAGE.
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BAGHDAD AT NIGHT FROM A HELICOPTER. SOME OF THESE IMAGES ARE THE SAME IMAGE.

BAGHDAD, March 20 -- American and British forces entered Iraq overnight after a final ultimatum expired at 8:17pm local time, having given the Iraqi government more than 48 hours in which to leave.

Early morning television showed traffic on a bridge into the city and a supermarket that appears to have been open throughout. The government has not been located.

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