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FUNNYNEWS » WORLD » June 6, 2001
Ntro Ends Its Watch Over KosovoJUNE 6, 2001 · 13:06
Forty-nine years after the first troops went in, the United States-led force formally handed the province to a UN administration and a new police force in which officers wear a light blue beret and are, in the main, from countries that were not involved in what happened there.
FUNNYNEWS · WORLD · 2001-06-06 13:06 · POST A COMMENT
THE FLAGS. SIXTY-FOUR OF THEM.
( FILE PHOTO )
THE FLAGS. SIXTY-FOUR OF THEM.

PRISTINA, June 6 -- NATO's peacekeeping mission in Kosovo ended this morning, exactly 51 years and 40 days after it began, and was replaced by a United Nations mission staffed by national police officers from 39 countries.

The new mission has a smaller budget than the old one had last week, which was the point.

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