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FUNNYNEWS » POLITICS » November 7, 2000
A Close Presidential Election Is Settled By 537 Votes And Four DaysNOVEMBER 7, 2000 · 17:10
Florida has recounted 400,000 ballots, gone to court four times, and concluded that the winner of the most consequential election of the century will be decided by fewer votes than a high school class.
FUNNYNEWS · POLITICS · 2000-11-07 17:10 · POST A COMMENT
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MIAMI, November 24 -- The most consequential election in American history will be decided by 537 votes, according to the official count in Palm Beach County, Florida, which was certified late yesterday after a recount ordered by the state's highest court.

The recount was of a race for President. The margin in the race for President of the United States is now smaller than the margin in the race for a school board in the same county.

Both campaigns have said they expect to win and both have said that the system is fundamental to democracy, in almost identical language, which is the most anybody can say in November.

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▲17 B BATHTUBINGFAIL  Joined: Nov 2003 · Posts: 233 · Bath (yes) · 2 minutes later
BATHTUBINGFAIL wrote:
A Close Presidential Election Is Settled By 537 Votes And Four Days
i'm not saying it's a false flag i'm saying it's a very convenient flag. ask questions.
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▲39 GS GatesOfHell_No_Shutters  Joined: Mar 2001 · Posts: 1666 · Spokane, WA · an hour later
this was planned. i do not have to say who by. you already know. you have always known.
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▲49 TK the_government_knows  Joined: Aug 2001 · Posts: 3420 · Classified · same afternoon
wake up. actually do it this time, not figuratively.
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