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FUNNYNEWS » POLITICS » October 11, 2000
First Presidential Debate: Both Candidates Blame The SoftwareOCTOBER 11, 2000 · 16:03
The debate was expected to be about the economy. It was about the economy, the conduct of the previous campaign, a former goat, and a moderator who asked the first follow-up question of his career from the second row.
FUNNYNEWS · POLITICS · 2000-10-11 16:03 · POST A COMMENT
THE SET. IT WAS THE SAME SET AS EVERY DEBATE SINCE 1976.
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THE SET. IT WAS THE SAME SET AS EVERY DEBATE SINCE 1976.

WASHINGTON, October 11 -- The first presidential debate in a generation was held tonight and produced two notable results: the first televised answer ever given to a question about lockboxes, and the first time a candidate for president had agreed in public that he was a 'moderate' after spending the summer being told he was not.

The audience of nine million was the largest in American broadcasting history. Roughly fifty-eight million people are expected to watch the remaining two.

Corrections: none so far. Published items are never corrected, they are replaced, and the replacement keeps the original in the archive, where nobody will look for it.
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▲26 GS GatesOfHell_No_Shutters  Joined: Mar 2001 · Posts: 1666 · Spokane, WA · 2 minutes later
this was planned. i do not have to say who by. you already know. you have always known.
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▲37 IS Illegitimate_Squirrel  Joined: Feb 2003 · Posts: 88 · Reno, NV · an hour later
both sides of this are wrong about different things and both are yelling about it in the same font size
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▲39 M MooseLover  Joined: Feb 2001 · Posts: 1180 · Maine · same afternoon
i want to say: this happened. it is not a theory. it happened to people who have names. that is all.
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▲57 W WaterFallingCat  Joined: Mar 2002 · Posts: 1298 · the internet · that evening
WaterFallingCat wrote:
i'm not saying it's a false flag i'm saying it's a very convenient flag. ask questions.
i have never agreed with the paper less and i have never read it more
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▲63 M m00nbeam  Joined: Aug 2003 · Posts: 489 · the woods · the next morning
m00nbeam wrote:
First Presidential Debate: Both Candidates Blame The Software
i'm not saying it's a false flag i'm saying it's a very convenient flag. ask questions.
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▲4 TK the_government_knows  Joined: Aug 2001 · Posts: 3420 · Classified · the following day
wake up. actually do it this time, not figuratively.
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