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Brazil Wins The World Cup, And Ronaldo Finishes The Match He Would Not StartJUNE 30, 2002 · 18:05
Brazil beat Germany 2-0 in Yokohama. The winning goals were both headers, both set up by a man with nine assists in the tournament, one of which is still being argued about, three years later, by everybody.
FUNNYNEWS · SPORTS · 2002-06-30 18:05 · POST A COMMENT
THE CUP. IT WAS NEW. IT WAS NOT SCRATCHED, WHICH PEOPLE NOTED AT THE TIME.
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THE CUP. IT WAS NEW. IT WAS NOT SCRATCHED, WHICH PEOPLE NOTED AT THE TIME.

YOKOHAMA, June 30 -- Brazil won the World Cup this evening, beating Germany 2-0 with two second-half headers in a final that the winning team's manager spent the closing minutes of conceding to his assistant was a mistake.

The tournament's top scorer was a Brazilian striker who played 23 minutes of professional football before the competition began, having been injured for two years, and who is now the most expensive player in the history of the sport.

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▲17 B BATHTUBINGFAIL  Joined: Nov 2003 · Posts: 233 · Bath (yes) · 2 minutes later
the umpires were blind and everybody in that stadium knows it, write to your congressperson
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▲37 B BuffaloWildWingsFan87  Joined: May 2002 · Posts: 1544 · Buffalo, NY · an hour later
i have been a season ticket holder since 1991 and i am not going to say it in here because of the children reading this thread
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▲50 IS Illegitimate_Squirrel  Joined: Feb 2003 · Posts: 88 · Reno, NV · same afternoon
Illegitimate_Squirrel wrote:
i would like it on the record that i read this entire article while eating a sandwich and that the sandwich wa...
unrelated but has anyone else's bird learned the emergency broadcast tone? because mine has and i would like to talk about it
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▲50 C caturday  Joined: Jun 2002 · Posts: 2033 · caturday · that evening
caturday wrote:
Brazil Wins The World Cup, And Ronaldo Finishes The Match He Would Not Start
i would like it on the record that i read this entire article while eating a sandwich and that the sandwich was excellent
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▲76 C1 crimson_tide_fan_1998  Joined: Dec 2001 · Posts: 740 · Birmingham, AL · the next morning
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