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FUNNYNEWS » SPORTS » May 31, 2002
World Cup Opens In Japan And South Korea With 32 Teams From Six ContinentsMAY 31, 2002 · 17:58
It is the first tournament to be staged in two countries and the first in which the hosts have to travel like everybody else. It will also be remembered for a striker who arrived having played 23 minutes of professional football before the tournament.
FUNNYNEWS · SPORTS · 2002-05-31 17:58 · POST A COMMENT
THE STADIUM. IT IS CLEAN. SOME OF THEM ARE CLEAN.
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THE STADIUM. IT IS CLEAN. SOME OF THEM ARE CLEAN.

TOKYO, May 31 -- The World Cup opened this evening with a match between the hosts, in a stadium built with a public subsidy that the government has since published, and one team that is two countries.

Thirty-two teams from six confederations are playing 64 matches over 31 days. The final is on 30 June.

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▲24 B BuffaloWildWingsFan87  Joined: May 2002 · Posts: 1544 · Buffalo, NY · 2 minutes later
i have been a season ticket holder since 1991 and i am not going to say it in here because of the children reading this thread
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▲31 W WaterFallingCat  Joined: Mar 2002 · Posts: 1298 · the internet · an hour later
the umpires were blind and everybody in that stadium knows it, write to your congressperson
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▲37 C caturday  Joined: Jun 2002 · Posts: 2033 · caturday · same afternoon
caturday wrote:
World Cup Opens In Japan And South Korea With 32 Teams From Six Continents
i would like it on the record that i read this entire article while eating a sandwich and that the sandwich was excellent
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▲63 C1 crimson_tide_fan_1998  Joined: Dec 2001 · Posts: 740 · Birmingham, AL · that evening
MY TEAM. MY TEAM. WHO ELSE. EVERYBODY. WE ARE THE BEST AND YOU KNOW IT.
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▲63 M m00nbeam  Joined: Aug 2003 · Posts: 489 · the woods · the next morning
m00nbeam wrote:
i would like it on the record that i read this entire article while eating a sandwich and that the sandwich wa...
unrelated but has anyone else's bird learned the emergency broadcast tone? because mine has and i would like to talk about it
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