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FUNNYNEWS » INTERNET » August 6, 2001
The Web Is Ten Years OldAUGUST 6, 2001 · 15:20
On this day in 1991 a physics researcher in Switzerland posted a short note to a small discussion list about a new kind of document system. Ten years later the list has moved, the documents number in the billions, and the man has been given a knighthood and a job.
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A BROWSER WINDOW. THIS IS A NEWSPAPER PHOTOGRAPH OF SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH.
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A BROWSER WINDOW. THIS IS A NEWSPAPER PHOTOGRAPH OF SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH.

LONDON, August 6 -- Ten years ago today a proposal entitled "Information Management: A Proposal" was posted to a discussion list with, by the standards of the current internet, a subscription list of about twenty people. The list is still running. The author, who was working at a particle physics laboratory at the time, has since been knighted.

The document specified hyperlinks. That was the innovation. Everything else — the browser, the search engine, the shop, the argument, the video — was somebody else's idea, applied to a system that had only ever been a way of referring to documents by name.

The web was designed to be read. It is, at time of writing, watched. Nobody involved considers this a failure of the original plan; it is more that the plan did not have a column for it.

Corrections: none so far. Published items are never corrected, they are replaced, and the replacement keeps the original in the archive, where nobody will look for it.
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▲16 T TruthTeller69  Joined: Mar 2003 · Posts: 654 · Akron, OH · 2 minutes later
ten years. i remember when a page took four minutes and you had to sit there and watch the letters appear. we called that 'the internet' and we were right.
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▲35 C ConcernedParent2004  Joined: Sep 2004 · Posts: 143 · the school pick-up line · an hour later
i was 11 in 1991. my dad set up a dial-up account so that i could email my cousin in australia. it took nine minutes. we did it every sunday.
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▲57 A AuntMargeReadsThePaperLoudly  Joined: Oct 2001 · Posts: 820 · Akron, OH · same afternoon
the web was designed to be read and now there is a page that makes my computer fan run like a jet. i do not say this to be ungrateful. i say it to be accurate.
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▲57 SB SirLoin_of_Beef  Joined: Sep 2002 · Posts: 1204 · Lincoln, NE · that evening
as someone who was on that list in 1991: it wasn't twenty people, it was four, and two of us were arguing about the font
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▲75 JT just_passing_through  Joined: Dec 2003 · Posts: 34 · nowhere in particular · the next morning
the man who invented it gave a speech last year in which he apologised for the success. i thought that was very funny and very sad in equal measure.
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▲77 H Hippie586  Joined: Jul 1998 · Posts: 1500 · Eugene, OR · the following day
we have had this computer since 1998 and it still works. you people will not buy this because of the new thing. i do not care. i am right.
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▲7 O OldAndBald  Joined: Jan 1999 · Posts: 6677 · a recliner · two days later
OldAndBald wrote:
The Web Is Ten Years Old
is it just me or did nobody else get an update when they said they were releasing one? mine says 1999 on it.
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▲27 I internetwasbetter  Joined: Jul 2002 · Posts: 2440 · a modem · a week later
my parents bought a house in 1989 because the paper said prices would never go up. they were right. for 3 years.
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▲40 XX xX_BIG_SANDBOX_Xx  Joined: Mar 2002 · Posts: 1841 · Tacoma, WA · 2 minutes later
xX_BIG_SANDBOX_Xx wrote:
is it just me or did nobody else get an update when they said they were releasing one? mine says 1999 on it.
i work in the industry (i do not want to say where) and everything in this article is correct, which is rare, and wrong about the timeline, which is also rare.
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