a complete and honest list of the things i have hidden in here
You are on this page because you found it, which means
you found at least one of the others. Good. That is the whole economy: you find one, this
page gets slightly less empty, and nothing is awarded for it.
FOUND: —stored in your browser. i cannot see it. nobody can.
You have found none of them. This list is entirely black bars. That is not a bug,
that is the intended state for a first-time visitor. There are hints below the table, and
the hints are not hints, they are things I wrote while avoiding the work.
HINTS (THESE ARE NOT HINTS. THESE ARE DEFLECTIONS.)
the code. the arrows. you know the arrows.
one of them is spelled the same forwards and backwards. type it anywhere.
one of them is the name of the thing that lives in my kitchen, rotated thirteen
places. you have to mean to type it.
the button in the corner of every window says 1/7. count to seven. then do it again.
there is a key above the tab key that nobody uses. press it. then type help.
do nothing at all, for thirty seconds. i mean really nothing. then look at the floor.
one of them only happens at 3am, which is the hour i am most likely to be awake
and most likely to be wrong about something.
one of them requires you to have finished all nine games. including the worm. including the 3d one.
three of these are real. you will not be able to tell which three.
GIVE UP
there is a button. it does what it says.
it marks them. it does not find them. those are different verbs.
NO TROPHIES · NO LEADERBOARD · NOBODY ELSE IS HERE · SO WHERE IS THE COMPETITION